Delivery
How would you like your wisdom delivered?
Most people will click "Pre-order" and get the book in the mail. That is fine. It is also exactly what the lemmings do. For everyone else, there are options.
Pre-order prices on every option · Expected shipment: end of November
01
Standard delivery
€39€59
The book, in a box, delivered by someone who has never heard of Nicolaj. Free shipping in Denmark, €9.90 in the EU, €19.90 everywhere else. Expected shipment: end of November.
02
Signed by the author
€59€89
Nicolaj's signature on the title page. It will not make you a better investor, but it will make your bookshelf look like it belongs to one.
After your order, we email you to ask what name to write in the book.
03
Signed, with a personal insult
€98€148
Nicolaj signs the book and adds a short, handwritten insult tailored to you. Tell us a little about yourself. He will find the weak spot.
After your order, we email you and ask a few questions about yourself. He will find the weak spot.
04
Signed, with unsolicited advice
€137€207
For the slightly more fragile. Instead of an insult, Nicolaj writes one lavish, personally tailored piece of advice for you and your investing adventure. Whether you follow it is your problem.
Yes, advice costs more than an insult. That is the fragility surcharge. After your order, we email you and ask a few questions about your investing adventure.
Everyone else gets the same book. You could get the author.